This is how we roll.

Call it ghetto, redneck, white trash....call it what you will, but it works!

There is a sweet little birdie couple trying to build a home in our entryway.  I kept telling them the space is not available, so they pooped on my windows.  I kept knocking down their mud nest, they kept pooping on my windows.  I think I have found a way to let them know they are not welcome...It involves a wicker chair, pillow, 20 ft piece of pvc pipe, a dowel, a key ring, some tape and some gold sparkly wrapping material....I think they got the hint.

They moved on, but just to the gutter to the left of the door....blasted birds!