This post may be disturbing to small children and folks with fleeting Christmas spirit. But, just this morning as I was doing laundry, I was maliciously assaulted in an encounter with one of Santa’s reindeer. The antlers...the legs...the laundry....Luckily, there were only minor injuries sustained, and no laundry was lost in this incident. I have the sneaky suspicion that Santa and his elves may have caught me shopping last night. I am under the assumption that I purchased something for one of my darlings that HE planned to deliver on Christmas Eve. Let this serve as a warning to all those shopping, Santa is watching, and he is rather grumpy this year…be careful! FYI, the reindeer should be better by Christmas to deliver holiday cheer with the fat man in the red suit.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Reindeer Attack
This post may be disturbing to small children and folks with fleeting Christmas spirit. But, just this morning as I was doing laundry, I was maliciously assaulted in an encounter with one of Santa’s reindeer. The antlers...the legs...the laundry....Luckily, there were only minor injuries sustained, and no laundry was lost in this incident. I have the sneaky suspicion that Santa and his elves may have caught me shopping last night. I am under the assumption that I purchased something for one of my darlings that HE planned to deliver on Christmas Eve. Let this serve as a warning to all those shopping, Santa is watching, and he is rather grumpy this year…be careful! FYI, the reindeer should be better by Christmas to deliver holiday cheer with the fat man in the red suit.
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